Our mortgage company sent us a generic calendar featuring happy people doing various things. It’s the right size for my fridge, so it’s the one I’m using. However, I didn’t like having to look at all these shinny, happy, complete strangers. So I glued googly eyes on them. Now, whenever I look at it, I chuckle, and I don’t mind the strangers staring back at me. Because they are staring with googly eyes.