When one visits The Bloggess, one must VandalEyes her taxidermy.

When one visits The Bloggess, one must VandalEyes her taxidermy.

I put these on a sign in Ashland, Oregon last year. My friends’ son spotted the sign 3 weeks ago and asked if I had been there. I loved that I got to tell him it was me!

I put these on a sign in Ashland, Oregon last year. My friends’ son spotted the sign 3 weeks ago and asked if I had been there. I loved that I got to tell him it was me!

My nieces raided the emergency google eyes stash to touch up my aunt’s bear.

My nieces raided the emergency google eyes stash to touch up my aunt’s bear.

Me with Jenny Lawson and Beyoncé. KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER.

Me with Jenny Lawson and Beyoncé. KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER.